Once more, with feeling

I was highly anticipating the return of the quirky murder mystery rom-com Pushing Daisies at 8 P.M. tonight but unfortunately, my date with the Pie Maker will be delayed until much later. And what is the reason for this seriously silly injustice you ask? I have to go into work tonight for a four hour closing shift!

 I figured I was off the hook for tonight's call-in shift because, quite frankly, it's a Wednesday night. However, apparently the TV gods are working against me today and now I have to leave the comfort of my home and shuffle off to the mall. This couch potato with a serious penchant for pie and an infinite craving for whimsically witty television is not pleased.