Once more, with feeling

mood: bouncy

music: Right Through You - Alanis

I think EW must have an invisible cord connected to my mind or something cause this week's issue seemed to be directed right at my favourite things.

(LOVERLY MANHOOD NUMERO UNO)

First things first, the cover had Mr. Efron on it and all those fabulouso pics of him I've been drooling over inside. Then, there was a story about my hilariously awkward lover, the ever-witty Michael Cera. As anyone whose spoken to me for more than 3 minutes knows, I’ve been wanting to give that boy a wedding ring....tone...for what seems like an eternity.

(MY VAMPY LOVE)

 And wait, there's more! In the middle of the magazine, there was a breathtaking black and white pic of Edward and Bella - Kristen and Rob to some - in a field. It was  pretty much epic.

And just when I thought life couldn't get better, I turned the page and Hirsch-y Kisses was staring back at me! The short yet so damn sweet mini-article was about Emile's experiences shooting the new Ang Lee (insert my enormously annoying fangirl scream here for the man who stole my heart away with the heartbreaking story of Jack and Ennis' forbidden love!) flick, Taking Woodstock. Emile plays a vietnam vet and boy is he looking mighty manly. He's practically Scruffs McGuffs. Anyone who sees this movie with me will probably want to sit 5 rows away because I'll probably be melting in my seat every moment Mister Hirsch-y is on the screen.

(I AM ONE SMITTEN MITTEN)

So, what did we learn today kids? EW is pretty much me in shiny paper format (as if we didn't know this before).

P.S. - Hats off to hirsch_daily for bringing moi Emile in all his dirty manhood and Michael Cera Source for the deliciously cheeky Michael pic.