Once more, with feeling

This makes me totally regret not buying that nautical themed pashmina afghan at H & M last week. Damn my boat-less existence.

P.S – Is it weird that I’m harbouring (he he...nautical puns rule) a serious crush on Jorma Taccone? It all started when I noticed he needed a few things from the grocery and did things alone now mostl-a-ly. But things got completely out of control when I saw him rockin' that burgandy Michael Cera-eque sweatshirt in this vid. I can't resist boys in gender neutral American Apparel clothing!  To be honest, I totally would have taken Jorma on my boat ride for 3.  Andy could come too (see the homoerotic yearning goin' on below). Sorry Akiva.

mood: tired

music: I Wish I Could Go Back to College - Avenue Q OST

“Hey Josh Brolin. You were in The Goonies movie right? I produce Entourage.”

This weekend was rather fab for my favourite former white rapper turned actor. Mark Wahlberg made a kickass appearance on SNL Saturday night continuing the hilarity that was “Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals”. Then, today, it was announced that his new movie, Max Payne, was numero uno at the box office this weekend! Hey Hollywood, how you like them apples?!

P.S. - Is it just me or is Mark channelling his character from Fear in the skit? His whole” threatening voice” reminds me of that crazy scene where Mark threatens Reese’s dad and causes quite the ruckus including inspiring that guy from CSI to spew off one hell of a foul-mouthed rant. This time however, the victim is Andy Samberg and the result is pure giggle-inducing genius.

P.P.S – Who ever decided that Mark and Andy should be in the same room was clearly sent from the gods. They are both so damn hot it’s ridiculous.

"Did you see The Perfect Storm, goat?"

Ever wonder if something could the weirdest and greatest thing ever simultaneously? Well look no further. For a Marky Mark buff (he...Marky Marky..buff...not a bad idea) and Andy Samberg enthusiast, this is the motherload. Speaking of maternal figures, say hi to your mother for me, alright?