Once more, with feeling

Dear Penn Badgley,

That was one ballsy move you made during your photo shoot for GQ. I mean, channelling Danny Zuko (or is it Jess Mariano?), Patrick Bateman, The Piemaker and a randy Andy Roddick all at once? Were you trying to make me jizz in my pants?

And no, I’m not totally obscene. I’m just obsessed with the other phallic craze of the week (I think I may need to make a weekly column about said topic) – The Lonely Island’s helplessly addictive and totally naughty video, “Jizz in My Pants”. I swear.

XOXO,

Grossly Gaping Mouth Girl

P.S. - Wanna see the rest of these gossip-worthy pictorals (Or is it pectorals? Just because we can't see them, doesn't mean, I'm not thinking about them...)? You can dig the rest of Dan's - er Penn's - dapper duds and hilar hamming skills at GQ.com.