Boat and hoes. Boats and hoes. I gotta have me some boats and hoes..
This makes me totally regret not buying that nautical themed pashmina afghan at H & M last week. Damn my boat-less existence.
P.S – Is it weird that I’m harbouring (he he...nautical puns rule) a serious crush on Jorma Taccone? It all started when I noticed he needed a few things from the grocery and did things alone now mostl-a-ly. But things got completely out of control when I saw him rockin' that burgandy Michael Cera-eque sweatshirt in this vid. I can't resist boys in gender neutral American Apparel clothing! To be honest, I totally would have taken Jorma on my boat ride for 3. Andy could come too (see the homoerotic yearning goin' on below). Sorry Akiva.










