Once more, with feeling

mood: exhausted

As per usual, I'm seriously having a hard time deciding what I should be on the best night of the year - ahem, Halloween. In the past, I've gone as Kevin Federline to Sara's Britney and Garth Algar to Sara's Wayne Campbell, but this year, I'm without my partner in kickass costuming and therefore, I'm quite confused. At this point, I've got two major ideas floating around the mix cauldron that is my head.

First idea: Sookie Stackhouse aka. Anna Paquin's lusty heroine from True Blood. I love this idea because quite, frankly, it's too easy for words. My hair is blonde so I don't have to worry about a wig or silly dye-job. Also, all I really need is a pair of short black shorts, a black apron and a white Merlotte's tee. The downside? Sookie isn't so well-known and so I'd have to explain who I was all night. Also, Sookie without Bill kinda just bites.

Second idea: Paulie Bleeker from Juno. Yeah, yeah, I know he's a guy but so freakin' what? I would be Juno, but let's be honest; it's just so much more fun to run around in white knee-highs and golden short shorts than rockin’ some heavy ass pillow around your belly. Plus, I already have the Dancing Elk Condors tee, so all I really need are the shorts and a few sweat bands. Oh yeah, and Michael Cera is pretty much the cheese to my macaroni.

What do you think I should go for? Sookie? Paulie? A person who does not have a fetish for short shorts?